Say the magic words.

We're speech-writing experts who specialize in one-of-a-kind speeches for any occasion.

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The bride and groom have been dreaming of this day for years, but you’ve been having show-up-to-school-naked nightmares about your speech for even longer.

Not to worry! Speech Tank can help. From inception to delivery, we'll consult, edit, write, and revise. Because all speeches weren’t created equal.

Maid of Honor? Best Man? Parents of the happy couple? Internet-accredited officiate? They know how much you love them. Now everyone else will too.
Maid of Honor? Best Man? Parents of the happy couple? Internet-accredited officiate? They know how much you love them. Now everyone else will too.
You won! Now you have to say thanks for all the accolades. When we’re finished, they’ll throw in the award for best speech.
You won! Now you have to say thanks for all the accolades. When we’re finished, they’ll throw in the award for best speech.
Congratulations! You worked so hard. Now let us do some of the work. Commencements, graduation parties, and all things pomp and circumstance. We'll pick up the slack so you can drop the mic.
Congratulations! You worked so hard. Now let us do some of the work. Commencements, graduation parties, and all things pomp and circumstance. We'll pick up the slack so you can drop the mic.
Lifelong dream? Complicated business model? Sixty second shot? No problem. Leave the pitch to us so you can worry about the rest of it.
Lifelong dream? Complicated business model? Sixty second shot? No problem. Leave the pitch to us so you can worry about the rest of it.
Bat mitzvah candle lighting? Thirty, flirty, and thriving remarks? Your neighbor’s sister’s dog’s birthday? We’ll craft a speech for any milestone.
Bat mitzvah candle lighting? Thirty, flirty, and thriving remarks? Your neighbor’s sister’s dog’s birthday? We’ll craft a speech for any milestone.
Piece of cake.

Send us a message and we’re off. We’ll have a call to learn about your event and together decide on a package. It’s painless, collaborative, and 100% confidential. We deliver a draft and revision—and then it’s up to you.

Go on, you can do it.
Email us at hello@speechtank.com






Round of applause.

I. Killed. It. Last. Night. The speech was a total hit. I WAS Beyoncé.

- Johanna, Maid of Honor, NYC

There were laughs, there were tears, and the room actually gave me a STANDING O! Forget the couple, it was the best night of MY life!

- Maya, Maid of Honor, Pennsylvania

I felt so confident reading it and felt like you captured my essence perfectly. My husband said that the speech sounded exactly like "me.”

- Marie, Mother of the Bride, Arizona

It was amazing! Everyone said I killed it and got the bride and groom to cry.

- Josh, Best Man, Florida

It was perfect! So many guests said they were the best vows they’d ever heard!

- Annie, Bride, Utah

The Founders

By day, Marisa Polansky is a book editor with a focus on nonfiction, entertainment, and media at a major publisher. By night, she's a published author living in Brooklyn.

Kristine Keller is a writer in Brooklyn, where she covers fashion and wellness. She holds an M.A. in Psychology from New York University, where she worked as a trained fieldworker, mastering a method of questioning that helps people share their stories.